My Bad Poetry

Episodes

Return to the Wolf Journal
18
Sept. 18, 2023

Return to the Wolf Journal

Having covered all of the typed poems from Aaron's high school anthologies, Dave is sad to learn that the Wolf Journal is far from empty. Aaron finds three loose stanzas to get the show back into the pages of these handwritten "works." My Bad Poetry Episode 4.18 "Return to the Wolf Journal" End Poem from a Real Poet: “If you shed tears” by Rabindranath Tagore Podcast Email: mybadpoetry.thepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @MyBadPoetryThe1 Instagram: @MyBadPoetry_ThePod Website: ⁠https://www.podpage.com...
Popularity, Two Similar? & When a tree is chopped...? (w/Emily Dillon)
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Sept. 11, 2023

Popularity, Two Similar? & When a tree is chopped...? (w/Emily Dillon)

Though Dave had to bow out to be a good parent to sick kids, Aaron and Emily take a break from parenting to talk about poetry! Emily brings not only old poems but pictures from an eighth-grade project. Ekphrastic might be one way to describe these works but..."bad"...may be more accurate? My Bad Poetry Episode 4.17 "Popularity, Two Similar? & When a tree is chopped...? (w/Emily Dillon) End Poem from a Real Poet: " Pink Prose " by Emily Dillon published through Twin Pies Literary. Emily is a writ...
Death
16
Sept. 4, 2023

Death

Dave and Aaron discuss the last of the "poems without a home" from Aaron's typed out high school anthologies. The co-hosts cover the the lighthearted and easily discussed topic of "death." Why was a ninth grader writing about such a topic? Aaron thinks it was homework. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.16 "Death" End Poem from A Real Poet: "Sonnet 71" by William Shakespeare Podcast Email: mybadpoetry.thepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @MyBadPoetryThe1 Instagram: @MyBadPoetry_ThePod Website: ⁠https://www.podpag...
Poem & I have (w/ John Yamrus)
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Aug. 28, 2023

Poem & I have (w/ John Yamrus)

The co-hosts are honored to have a two time "Wakefield Prize" winning poet on this week's show. Aside from made up awards, John Yamrus brings decades of wisdom to the podcast in writing and being published. Of course, he also brings what he calls "embarrassingly" bad poems. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.15 Poem & I have (w/ John Yamrus)End Poem from a Real Poet: Two works from Selected Poems: The Director's Cut by John Yamrus. You can find and purchase Yamrus' most recent book Twenty Four Poems here...
A Party at the Manger, The Beard Balm Conundrum, & Judging the Dead (w/ Ken Tomaro)
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Aug. 21, 2023

A Party at the Manger, The Beard Balm Conundrum, & Judging the Dead (w/ Ken Tomaro)

Ken, the self described blue collar poet and poet laureate of the Cleveland sewer system, joins Dave and Aaron for some needed discussions around beard balm ingredients, who really was at the manger, and how someone stumbles into poetry. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.14 "A Party at the Manger, The Beard Balm Conundrum, & Judging the Dead (w/ Ken Tomaro)" End Poem from a Real Poet: "All Planned Out" by Ken Tomaro which is found in his most recently published collection Potholes and Perogies . His other...
Fate
13
Aug. 14, 2023

Fate

Aaron and Dave are fated with the task of diving back into the old works of a high school Aaron this week. Instead they spend most of their conversation discussing the Barbie movie; most of which had to be cut for time. While the poem is nothing special Aaron seized on a second of time to close out a long standing debate when Dave admits to hearing alliteration with only two repetitions of the starting consonant! How long this truce will last is yet to be determined. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.13 ...
Conchence, Achers, & Smite (w/ Jessica Cuello)
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Aug. 7, 2023

Conchence, Achers, & Smite (w/ Jessica Cuello)

My Bad Poetry returns from its midseason hiatus with a teacher ready to teach. Jessica Cuello brings her rejects to the table and still manages to encourage and educate the two co-hosts in the best possible way. Hear discussions on purposeful misspellings, missing the mark with narrative over lyrical lines, and how punctuation can be a great friend or foe. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.12 "Conchence, Achers, & Smite (w/ Jessica Cuello) End Poem from a Real Poet: "Dear Mother, [I wanted to crawl]" by J...
Midseason Blooper Break
July 10, 2023

Midseason Blooper Break

Dave and Aaron were unable to find the time to record this week. So Aaron dug through the back catalogue of late Season 3 and the first half of Season 4 to compile this random collection of outtakes and bloopers. This episode features a heavy dose of one particular co-host. From beard wax to barbershop, we all get to learn a little more about the person, the legend, the persona grata that is Dave. Also... Aaron continues to struggle with the basic pronunciations of names. Other voices include Mi...
Day
11
July 3, 2023

Day

Aaron and Dave spend the show discussing a day in the life... but not the classic rock song. Aaron's high school poem "Day" barely qualifies as a thought and yet the hosts spent way to much thought on this one. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.11: "Day" End Poem from a Real Poet: "Nostalgia" by Giannina Braschi translated by Tess O'Dwyer Podcast Email: mybadpoetry.thepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @MyBadPoetryThe1 Website: ⁠ https://www.podpage.com/my-bad-poetry/ --- Send in a voice message: https://podcas...
Kissing the Fire Eater, Beach House, & Wish He Was Here (w Tate Lewis-Carroll)
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June 26, 2023

Kissing the Fire Eater, Beach House, & Wish He Was Here (w Tate Lewis-Carroll)

Even with somewhat garbled moments Tate Lewis-Carroll's humor and wisdom comes through clearly and they share some pretty good "bad" poems with Aaron and Dave. Common splices, run on sentences, and a third thing, keep the party going with these poems, and a early poet experiments with styles and subjects ranging from passion, sticking it to tradition, and genuine grief. So join us as we all open up a little after kissing the fire eater. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.10 "Kissing the Fire Eater, Beach H...
Married and Buried, Thought is a Caterpillar, & Gently Used (w/ Nolcha Fox)
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June 19, 2023

Married and Buried, Thought is a Caterpillar, & Gently Used (w/ Nolcha Fox)

This week Nolcha Fox brings three poems that range in their... quality? Listen to Dave make the most random connection between Nolcha's poem "Gently Used" and the Greek myth of Pandora. Aaron talks about snot and dead caterpillars. Nolcha brings rhyming poems when she normally writes in free verse. This one goes places. Good thing we had Directions! My Bad Poetry Episode 4.9 "Married and Buried, Thought is a Caterpillar, & Gently Used (w/ Nolcha Fox)" End Poem from a Real Poet: "Directions" by ...
PDA, Ugolano...& Masochist (w/ Robert Allen)
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June 12, 2023

PDA, Ugolano...& Masochist (w/ Robert Allen)

This week's episode features three very different types of "bad" poems. Robert brings to the show: a poem he wants to change to flash fiction, a published poem that he considers "his worst", and a typical angsty poem that carries all the attitude and cringe we have grown to love (or love to groan at). My Bad Poetry Episode 4.8 "PDA, Ugolano...& Masochist (w/ Robert Allen)" End Poem from a Real Poet: "Ache" by Robert Allen. Robert Allen is a teacher of poetry who lives in Oakland, California. Whi...
A Hillbilly’s Desiderium in Colombia & Reverse Rain (w/ Laurence Foshee)
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June 5, 2023

A Hillbilly’s Desiderium in Colombia & Reverse Rain (w/ Laurence Foshee)

Laurence brings to the show two rough drafts of works that they are still chipping at to find the statue within the stone... but don't think the poems sink on arrival! Follow Dave, Aaron, and Laurence through the murky current stream of consciousness that is three nerds reflecting on language, structure, lovelorn angst, and all those awkward 20 something moments that may be better as tears lost in the rain. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.7 "A Hillbilly’s Desiderium in Colombia & Reverse Rain (w/ Lauren...
Untitled Works & Ganymede in Waiting (w/ Adrian Dallas Frandle)
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May 29, 2023

Untitled Works & Ganymede in Waiting (w/ Adrian Dallas Frandle)

Adrian dug through a box of loose leaf works to find poems that span a decade. From middle schooler to NYC apartment dweller, Adrian's previous contexts help pull back the curtain on poems full of mixed metaphors, Greek myths dropped in, and chewy lines to say. Dave and Aaron had a lot to ruminate on and that was before they even got to the chapbook on Teeth! My Bad Poetry Episode 4.6 "Untitled Works & Ganymede in Waiting (w/Adrian Dallas Frandle)" End Poem from a Real Poet: "Ode to My Husband's...
The Hall
5
May 22, 2023

The Hall

Aaron and Dave find themselves returning to where it all began... the thoughts of a "misunderstood" high schooler. They have walked these halls before and frankly any door would be a good exit from this failed philosophical fluff. Hope none of you all feel as trapped listening to this as Aaron felt when he wrote it back in the day. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.5: "The Hall" End Poem from a Real Poet: "Paths" by Dorothy Parker Podcast Email: mybadpoetry.thepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @MyBadPoetryThe1 W...
A Walk & Revelation (w/Paul Lutter)
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May 15, 2023

A Walk & Revelation (w/Paul Lutter)

Aaron is late to recording and Dave is early to leave but Paul Lutter puts up with the both of them. While the hosts have had English teachers and college professors on the show, this is the first time they have had a college prof who was one of their teachers. Paul taught Dave and now Dave gets to taunt Paul...if only Paul chose poems that weren't so darn sentimental ;) The three discuss the wonders if fatherhood and children's imagination and how all that might be harder to capture in words th...
Elegy & A Limerick (w/Matt Schur)
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May 9, 2023

Elegy & A Limerick (w/Matt Schur)

What do Dave and Aaron do when a fellow Les Misérables enthusiast and Luther Seminary alumn comes on the show? Talk about basically everything else. From the complex rhyme structures of limericks to the nuanced, highly sophisticated, and informed opinions of high school boys, Matt's typewritten poems from 93' do not disappoint. My Bad Poetry Episode 4.3 "Elegy & A Limerick (w/Matt Schur)" End Poem from a Real Poet: "Disguised in Plain Sight" by Matt Schur found in his newest published book Imper...
Worms & I Sense the Presence of a True Believer (w/Candice M. Kelsey)
2
May 1, 2023

Worms & I Sense the Presence of a True Believer (w/Candice M. Kelsey)

Aaron and Dave find themselves trying to solve the mystery of Candice Kelsey's Murdered worms and what else She Wrote about. From a red pocket folder emerge poems much like how worms appear on a sidewalk after a spring rain, and much like the worms they may have been better left uncovered... Candice brings a perfect self deprecating humor and wit to the show that hopefully translates well to your ears! My Bad Poetry Episode 4.2 "Worms and I Sense the Presence of a True Believer (w/Candice M. Kel...
Flipped Coin & Lottie (w/Alex Carrigan)
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April 24, 2023

Flipped Coin & Lottie (w/Alex Carrigan)

How do Dave and Aaron decide to get back into the habit after a long break from recording? They drag along a new friend! Alex Carrigan joins the co-hosts for the first episode of Season 4 and carries the show with his energy, creativity, and of course his bad poetry. From a Gotye inspired breakup poem to a haiku heavy ode for a baker...as well as an extra little erasure poem that might have been better simply erased, Alex did not fail the assignment! My Bad Poetry Episode 4.1 "Flipped Coin & Lo...
A Call (w/ Roberta Spaghettio)
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Feb. 20, 2023

A Call (w/ Roberta Spaghettio)

Dave and Aaron receive a mysterious voicemail from a Ms. Roberta Spaghettio (who is definitely in no way Tiffany M Storrs). Roberta tries to clear up the pronunciation of a certain press to ...some success. Hear the definitive pronociation here and shout out to Roi Fainéant for being the fun filled press that they are! My Bad Poetry Episode 3.21 "A Call (w/ Roberta Spaghettio) Podcast Email: mybadpoetry.thepodcast@gmail.com Twitter: @MyBadPoetryThe1 Website: https://www.podpage.com/my-bad-poetr...
Meditation at Callicoon & On the Occasion of Our Tenth Anniversary (w/ Julia Guez)
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Feb. 13, 2023

Meditation at Callicoon & On the Occasion of Our Tenth Anniversary (w/ Julia Guez)

For their last guest episode of the season, Dave and Aaron get a master class on the evolution of poems from the amazing Julia Guez. Julia brings two examples of "bad" poems that have evolved over time through edits and revisions to become completely different works of art. From collapsing couplets to exploring expansions this episode focuses on the art of writing and rewriting and rewriting and... My Bad Poetry Episode 3.22 "Meditation at Callicoon & On the Occasion of Our Tenth Anniversary (...
My Light at Last & Behold the Glory (w/ Jared Beloff)
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Feb. 6, 2023

My Light at Last & Behold the Glory (w/ Jared Beloff)

Dave and Aaron had to do their best not to waste time because they had a precious 40 minutes to speak with the great Jared Beloff during his lunch break. While they would have been thrilled to spend the whole time talking about Jared's new book, Jared did not disappoint with two amazing poems form his days at a 10th grader. From moss to Sasquatch, Jared's poems seem to have always sought to capture the glory of nature, just with way more skill and subtly nowadays. My Bad Poetry Episode 3.21 "M...
The Green Machine & The Disease (w/ Michael VanCalbergh)
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Jan. 30, 2023

The Green Machine & The Disease (w/ Michael VanCalbergh)

From a concrete poem that might have benefited from it's own Hulk Smash to a emo-laced exploration of that thing called "Love," Michael VanCalbergh's high school poems live up to this show's title. Dave and Aaron find another fast friend with this week's guest as Michael brings the perfect energy to a rare evening recording. Be warned however the final poem hits hard as it carefully explores the loss of a parent through a unique lens. Note: When discussing the End Poem Aaron references a son...
Analogy of Life Wrap Up
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Jan. 23, 2023

Analogy of Life Wrap Up

Dave and Aaron breath a sigh of relief after finishing the final typed collection from Aaron's high school years. While there are still more episodes to come it felt like a good time to reflect and wrap up most of Season 3. They talk about what episode they would suggest to someone starting the show and highlight some amazing events of the season. There is even a brief cameo from poet Jay Parr who took a crack at saying "Roi Fainéant!" My Bad Poetry Episode 3.19 "Analogy of Life Wrap-Up" End ...